The Dutchware Poem

A poem about Dutchware hardware – ode to the tarp flyz, Dutch hook, biners & Dutch clip!

User on youtube Joe’s Hikes dedicates this poem to Dutchware — telling us his story of his hammock & tarp suspension hardware that he takes out on the trail.

Thank you Joe!

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2 Comments

  1. You may talk of hammocks and tarps
    When you gather with some friends
    And you wish to show how comfortable they are
    But when it comes to hanging these
    You’ll do so with Dutchware, and with ease
    And brag to all around who will listen near and far

    Down the trails I find sublime
    Where I’ve spent a little time
    Carrying my hammock from tree to tree
    Of all the hikers I met
    The finest of them yet
    Was Dutch, a right smart fella was he

    He is Dutch, Dutch, Dutch
    That brave inventor is he, Dutch
    who makes pancakes for all to enjoy so very much
    Now wrap your strap around a tree
    use the gear I invented, said he
    you once bearded fellow, and always friend – Dutch

    The Dutch Clip in its refine
    Puts a strap around a tree in half the time
    I wouldn’t go without one now, would you?
    But my favorite of all
    Is the one that very small
    The great tarp flyz, and I have two

    He makes hooks and whoopie slings
    Super light biners and cuben things
    He’s a fine inventor, that brave sole Dutch
    These were made in my favorite color
    Orange, and they are like no other
    He’s a friend to all, and I thank him much

    He is Dutch, Dutch, Dutch
    The brave inventor is he, Dutch
    who makes pancakes for all to enjoy so very much
    Now wrap your strap around a tree
    use the gear I invented, said he
    you once bearded fellow, and always friend – Dutch

  2. ShadowAlpha

    Joey! thank you SO much for posting :)

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